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Well, I haven’t been updating much, due mostly to technical reasons (not to mention there’s been no good dirt to dish lately - damn the month of August!) but I will be returning soon, with a brand new site, and a brand new URL:

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Keep checking in - I’ll post a notice here when the new site is up and running!

Now Maggie. I know your pregnant. But it’s no reason to shroud yourself in a burqa. It’s August in America - you’re allowed to show skin here.

Of course, you look 1,000 times better than your pregnant peer.

… because she’s a big SKANK!

She hooked up with Owen Wilson while filming “You, Me and Dupree”.

“This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.”

Dude Owen Wilson is a notorious player. But maybe he can help convince her that they need to cut her kid’s hair.

They do look better together.

Kate Hudson and her Black Crowes husband, Chris Robinson, are splitzville.

I think it’s because she wanted to cut their kid’s hair and he refused.

Disclaimer: This info is from Star Magazine. There is probably a 4.7 percent chance that this is true.

Angelina Jolie moved out of Brad’s Malibu home, with all three kids in tow.

Star says she went to the Hotel Bel Air. But I think she would have gone to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where her mom is staying.

Disclaimer: This info is from Star Magazine. There is probably a 4.7 percent chance that this is true.

Angelina Jolie moved out of Brad’s Malibu home, with all three kids in tow.

Star says she went to the Hotel Bel Air. But I think she would have gone to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where her mom is staying.

Now Robin Williams is entering rehab. For alcoholism.

I can’t believe it’s not for coke.

Penelope Cruz, the ex-girlfriend of Tom Cruise, has come out saying she’s seen Suri.

Sorry, Tom. You’re gonna have to do better than that.

I believe Penelope, like Nicole, is under a strict contract with Tom. I mean, come on - she dated him for three years and no smack talk? I could almost forgive Nicole, cuz she has kids with the man. But Penelope has nothing to lose…

Or does she?

“She’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen,” the 32-year-old actress said.

I know everyone says babies are beautiful, even when they are not. But the quotes from the three chosen wise women, Cruz, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Leah Remini, are eerily similar. Even the AP article implies so:

Pinkett Smith has described Suri as “one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life,” while Remini has said the baby “looks like Tom and Katie, she’s just beautiful.”

If this baby’s so perfect I say bring her out of hiding! Show the mere mortals what a beautiful sweet baby you have.

I dare ya, Tom!

I apologize for not posting yesterday. Seems that if one is exposed to too many Drunk Mel Gibson stories, one develops a sort of twitch, not unlike an epileptic seizure, and thus cannot post entries to one’s celebrity trash blog.

But there is good news out there in Gossipwood. Star Jones Reynolds is not, I repeat NOT, getting a divorce from her gay husband.

Well thank god and hallelujah! I had almost forgotten about ol’ Star. Okay, we can all go on with our lives. Carry on.