Photographic “Evidence” of Suri Cruise

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Well, here she is.

Suri Cruise.

Allegedly.

That hair so looks like a baby toupee to me. And those eyes – Photoshopped. Seriously, it creeps me out.

Why all the secrecy? There’s still a story here, I’m telling you. It ain’t over, Tom! Someone, somewhere will get to the bottom of this alleged offspring!!!

September 6, 2006. Blogroll, Katie Holmes, Suri, Tom Cruise, Vanity Fair.

3 Comments

  1. Lindsay replied:

    We think its fake, as the poor child looks to much like her dad, How sad.

  2. touchdown replied:

    I suggested to Raghag’s mom that the baby could be a fake. She said I was crazy. I still think something may be up.

  3. mark day replied:

    It’s this kind of stuff that made me rethink my desire to have Tom Cruise’s children…

    http://markdaycomedy.wordpress.com/2006/09/21/i-want-to-have-tom-cruises-babies-or-do-i/

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