Photographic “Evidence” of Suri Cruise
Well, here she is.
Suri Cruise.
Allegedly.
That hair so looks like a baby toupee to me. And those eyes - Photoshopped. Seriously, it creeps me out.
Why all the secrecy? There’s still a story here, I’m telling you. It ain’t over, Tom! Someone, somewhere will get to the bottom of this alleged offspring!!!
Lindsay replied:
We think its fake, as the poor child looks to much like her dad, How sad.
September 6, 2006 at 6:58 am. Permalink.
touchdown replied:
I suggested to Raghag’s mom that the baby could be a fake. She said I was crazy. I still think something may be up.
September 6, 2006 at 7:08 pm. Permalink.
mark day replied:
It’s this kind of stuff that made me rethink my desire to have Tom Cruise’s children…
http://markdaycomedy.wordpress.com/2006/09/21/i-want-to-have-tom-cruises-babies-or-do-i/
September 20, 2006 at 9:11 pm. Permalink.