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Thanks for your patience. I promise to reward you with lots of Suri goodness.

First, she got married on the same day Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban.

And now, Marcia Cross has announced her pregnancy on the same day Suri Cruise is presented to the world.

Seriously, her publicist should be shot.

Well, here she is.

Suri Cruise.

Allegedly.

That hair so looks like a baby toupee to me. And those eyes - Photoshopped. Seriously, it creeps me out.

Why all the secrecy? There’s still a story here, I’m telling you. It ain’t over, Tom! Someone, somewhere will get to the bottom of this alleged offspring!!!

Well, I haven’t been updating much, due mostly to technical reasons (not to mention there’s been no good dirt to dish lately - damn the month of August!) but I will be returning soon, with a brand new site, and a brand new URL:

www.raghagdiva.com

Keep checking in - I’ll post a notice here when the new site is up and running!

Now Maggie. I know your pregnant. But it’s no reason to shroud yourself in a burqa. It’s August in America - you’re allowed to show skin here.

Of course, you look 1,000 times better than your pregnant peer.

… because she’s a big SKANK!

She hooked up with Owen Wilson while filming “You, Me and Dupree”.

“This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.”

Dude Owen Wilson is a notorious player. But maybe he can help convince her that they need to cut her kid’s hair.

They do look better together.

Kate Hudson and her Black Crowes husband, Chris Robinson, are splitzville.

I think it’s because she wanted to cut their kid’s hair and he refused.

Disclaimer: This info is from Star Magazine. There is probably a 4.7 percent chance that this is true.

Angelina Jolie moved out of Brad’s Malibu home, with all three kids in tow.

Star says she went to the Hotel Bel Air. But I think she would have gone to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where her mom is staying.

Disclaimer: This info is from Star Magazine. There is probably a 4.7 percent chance that this is true.

Angelina Jolie moved out of Brad’s Malibu home, with all three kids in tow.

Star says she went to the Hotel Bel Air. But I think she would have gone to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where her mom is staying.

Now Robin Williams is entering rehab. For alcoholism.

I can’t believe it’s not for coke.